(Sung to the popular tune)
On the Twelfth Day Of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me….
Twelve drinks of Drano
Eleven pungent pills
Ten lies a-minute
Nine lousy lunches
Eight cuts a-bleeding
Seven scars a-swelling
Six guns a-blazing
Five bold swings
Four calling cops
Three scared friends
Two garbage bags and
A grave stone in the countryby Dan
