Hehehehe.
[addenum] Yes I know, me no see you long time! So, whyzzat? That’s for me to know, and for you to sob uncontrollably because you can’t find out. You may also wail. I always enjoy a good wail.
I graduate today. My robe hood, for some horrific reason, is salmon pink. At least there’s no fake furry stuff on it. I also still need to decide what I should do when I accept my diploma. I’m thinking the old pretend-to-shake-then-pull-away-and-stroke-my-hair gag is both tasteful and funny. But I may be able to figure out something better. Like throwing a well hidden pie (hey, those robes are big) into the dean’s face. I don’t see why that shouldn’t go over just as well.
You may now call me Bachelor Dan. What’s different now is the piece of paper testifying to the fact.
Next step: Master Dan.
…as in, Master of the Universe! HE-MAN! Da duh.. da da de DAH duhh…
(cough)..
Good luck to all the grads out there!
